Harriet Carter: Volume I
JL and my relationship is based on several concrete, immovable institutions. In addition to our mutual affinity of Supply-side economics, Waiting for Guffman, Krispy Kreme, and Miller Mondays, the very foundation remains: Harriet Carter.
So, please, enjoy the ride. This will be but the first of many glimpses into the world of Harriet Carter. My comments are highlighted.
Irrigation Spikes – Enhance the aesthetic of your flower garden with some used Fanta 2-Litres.
Irrigation Spikes drive the water straight to the plant root. Spikes attach to most soft drink containers to create a slow-drip irrigation system that lets water reach deep into the soil. $7.98
No Mildew Bath Mat – Are we SURE this is preferable to mildew?
Hide-a-Pipe Stump – I beg of you, just leave the pipe be!
Hot Dog Toaster – You know you have a problem when your consumption frequency requires a specific appliance.
Hot Dog Toaster is a real “wiener”! Why drag out the grill or boil pots of water when you can have hot, tasty frankfurters and buns in the time it takes to make toast? $29.98
Ear Lifts - A miracle bra for pierced ears? Genius!
Ear Lifts™ give droopy, sagging, torn or damaged lobes a boost! Reduces appearance of stretched or torn ear lobes and prevents future stretching. $9.98
Until Volume II,