IRF Weekly Wrap-up
What a great week here and IRF is pleased as people leave more and more comments on the posts!
Search Term Sunday: Here at IRF, we derive a great deal of amusement by looking at the search terms that people use to find IRF. It can be anything as benign as “Waiting For Guffman Quotes” but some are quite random and amusing. IRF hopes you enjoy these as much as we do–stay tuned for the weekly highlights. Over the last seven days, here are some of the most amusing search terms:
onion booty (What is an “onion booty”? While we have mentioned Onions in the Recipe section, and booties come up occasionally, but an onion booty. Is it some body image issue? Like “muffin top” or “saddle bags”? Someone, PLEASE tell me what an onion booty is!)
people that have a baby in their belly (or you could have searched “pregnancy”)
three leg easter stool (I know we have an ode to the song Stool Boom in Waiting For Guffman, but this person actually wants a stool. Stools are where… once upon a time you found a chair… I digress. They want an EASTER stool. They can probably find one at Harriet Carter.)
Why do Peeps expand in the microwave (Joe Miller can provide this inquiring mind an answer)
how to cook beaf (IRF does not know what “beaf” is. We CAN however, help you cook “BEEF”)
mens dancebelt stories (I wish this man was a Guffman fan, but I fear his search had nothing to do with Corky being fresh off a destroyer with nothing to his name but a dance belt and a tube of chapstick.)
“fatal blossom of the” jimson weed (I would like to shake the hand of the Golden Girls fan who googled this extremely obscure quote by Blanche)
fred “flintstone” punching in for work (I’m baffled. Not only do I not recall any IRF posts about Fred Flintstone, but we CERTAINLY have no experience in hourly jobs!)
pregnancy+waist+extender (This woman was clearly reaching out for a solution… Not sure if they found it at Harriet Carter. IRF recommends sucking it up and buying Maternity pants)
Harriet Carter Catalog employment (Dire straights… you know the job market is tough when you’re willing to peddle Decorative Hide-a-Pump Stumps.)
sword fighting peeps microwave video (who knew there was a Peep sub-culture?)
cute baby crossword (This person has no business on IRF. And I’m sure they realized it after they read JL’s Baby Shower post)
bucky covington poster (Anyone in the market to procure such an item has no business on IRF)
barbara devil voyeur (Any guesses as to what this person was hoping to learn?)
A site that you can Dress up Raven Symon (IRF does not have this functionality… yet.)
Mitt Romney: While I find this man to be the most obnoxious TV personality this side of Ryan Seacrist, IRF enjoyed Mad Money Jim Cramer saying Mitt Romney is “like the best business man in North America!” and went on to say that he would lower taxes, less government spending and would drive GROWTH in our GDP.
In Rare Form: We hope you enjoyed the new section “Search Term Sunday” and that you’re enjoying all the guests posts, as well as Phenix Friday, Myrts Blurts, and our new intern, Fun Time Nicki. IRF waits on baited breath for tomorrow’s Miller Monday.