A Royal Disappointment: Prince William Dumps Kate Middleton

April 14, 2007 at 10:23 am 4 comments

No royal wedding to look forward to after all. In a shocking turn of events, Prince William just broke up with his girlfriend Kate Middleton, who seemed to be truly prepping to join the House of Windsor, what with her fabulous hats at polo games and royal gatherings.

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What is the accessories buyer for Jigsaw going to do now? Was there a Camilla behind the scenes? Did Prince William get freaked out with the impending possibility of matrimony, something his brother is far from ready for? Let the conspiracy theories abound until The BBC gets an exclusive sit-down with Kate or Lifetime creates another ill-advised made-for-TV movie. Perhaps that could be Britney’s comeback vehicle, at least she’d get to keep wearing a lot of hats.

As The Post so aptly puts it, my hopes of a fantastic royal wedding in 2007 are dashed. Heaven knows Charles and Camilla’s nuptials were nothing to make a fuss over.

-JL

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  • 1. lemare  |  April 14, 2007 at 6:49 pm

    First of all, I hate seeing the “older woman” get kicked to the curb. Secondly, I love Jigsaw and I think his mother, Diana, would appreciate her son marrying a woman style. This is a sad day for women on the back half of their 20’s who appreciate good style. If Wills can’t value a mature, stylish woman who is financially self-sufficient, WHO CAN???

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  • 2. liz stanley  |  April 14, 2007 at 11:35 pm

    wow, just found your blog, JL! I’m still trying to figure out who ‘the fonz’ is…. the nickname sounds vaguely familiar…..

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  • 3. lemare  |  April 16, 2007 at 8:38 am

    Oh my goodness, Wills ended their four year relationship by PHONE!

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/tm_headline=wills-ended-it-by-phone–&method=full&objectid=18910587&siteid=89520-name_page.html

    That’s something I would do (and HAVE done).

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  • 4. JL  |  April 17, 2007 at 5:50 pm

    There’s now a rumor that Kate was disgruntled with Prince Wiliam’s friendship with heiress Isabella Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe.

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