Let’s Hope for Suri’s Sake…

April 19, 2007 at 2:38 pm 4 comments

Word on the street is that Katie “Compromised” Holmes is trying to return to the good old days where she had friends of her own and wasn’t shadowed by a Scientology advisor on her trips to Neimans. However, this assertion of herself is being done in the shadows for now, with The Scoop claiming she’s quietly talking to Catholic priests and trying to get Suri in “kiddie Catholicism” courses.

Now really, Katie, I mean, Kate. The contract with Tom clearly states that you must be an active Scientologist and shun any religion that makes a lick of sense and refer to your marriage, motherhood and life as “amazing” whenever possible. Suri doesn’t have a chance of making it to her First Communion.  She’ll be too busy proselyting at the playground giving her playmates stress tests.

Does Katie ever look back on her days on Dawson’s Creek and think, “Ah, a much simpler time.  All I had to worry about was the heartbreak in Capeside.”


Entry filed under: Celebrities, JL's Posts, Pop Culture.

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4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. mattgunn  |  April 19, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    I’m thinking she is probably really regretting the whole thing with crazy-Tom.


  • 2. Kerry  |  April 19, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    And we musn’t forget her birthday — Happy Birthday, Suri! That’s right, Suri and baby Grier (what is Brook Shield’s husband’s last name again?) turned one year old…. that must mean that Tom and Katie have known each other for oh… about one year and nine months now!

  • 3. liz stanley  |  April 19, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    does scientology also govern hair cuts? it seems like suri always has a bowl cut. not flattering.

  • 4. lemare  |  April 19, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    Fine point, Liz. I did a little research, and on the Best Week Ever blog, they are calling Suri’s haircut the “Emo” cut.


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