Miller Monday – Paris Hilton Naked and Out of Jail
I know we all kind of expected it was going to happen the way it did. Even though it was probably much sooner than anyone anticipated it has left an uneasy feeling in the pit of my stomach. As an artist the discovery that Paris Hilton was let out of jail for being “sick” has kind of pushed me into an artistic black hole. I guess you could kind of compare it to Picasso’s Blue period, Goya’s black painting period, or Tom Hank’s Turner & Hooch stage. See the link on the bottom of the page to see how this catastrophe has been affecting my art.
Heaven forbid that any prisoner should have to be sick when they are in the slammer! Heaven forbid. Trust me, the last thing in the world I want a sentenced felon to have to suffer is the common house cold. I mean, come on, yeah she broke the law. Yeah, she trampled on my freedoms as well as yours. So what if she is unrepentant. Who cares that she poses a threat to civilization as we know it! I don’t want her to have to suffer. (I have intentionally left out severally poignant STD jokes here because it was too dang easy).
Look, I am all for reduced sentences but at least let us, the public, come up with the means for determining how she is to payback societal debt.
I for one think that she should have to work with a felon just as slimy as herself. Yes, I am talking about making her chief editor for DaringYoungMom.com this blog’s most hated pagiarist. I’m not sure if I would be ushering in the apocalypse but I cant think of two more despicable persons deserving of one another.
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