Calling Die-Hard Britney Fans (Is There Anyone Left?)

June 14, 2007 at 10:22 am 2 comments

Britney, sweet Britney. When will you stop being a national joke? Your latest efforts to let die-hard fans select the name of your next album is so gimmicky. And if “Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like” wins, will you stick to your guns and use it? And how could you ever carry off an album entitled “Dignity” or “Integrity.” Ha! You’re harboring a fierce grudge against the woman who brought you into the world because she took you to rehab against your wishes and is siding with K-Fed on the custody of your boys, and you feel like you still have your dignity in tact.

You steal a seven-month pregnant woman’s boyfriend, marry a belligerent back up dancer, shave your head, flash the public, make K-Fed look like the responsible parent and lip sync your way back into what should have been the more positive limelight. After you cut the tie with Kevin, I honestly was rooting for you to have your Rocky moment and climb your way back to the top. Now it’s questionable whether you’ll ever amount to anything musically again.

As much as I’d love a say in the album title, I refuse to pay the $24.98 fee to become a fan club member and eligible to vote. I’d rather focus on November 2008. Your web banner sits on a throne of lies claiming you’re “remixed – reinspired – refocused,” yet you offer no evidence of such a transformation. Your final album title choices are “Down boy” and “What if the Joke is on You.” Something tells me IRF readers can do better than that.

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Entry filed under: Celebrities, Current Events, JL's Posts, Living History, Music, Pop Culture.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. lemare  |  June 14, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    I think the paradigm shift was the photo of her barefoot in the gas station bathroom. There’s no redemption from a scene like that.

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  • 2. Jana  |  June 14, 2007 at 11:27 pm

    Did you hear that Shar and KFed are back together again and that she’s pregnant? No joke — I heard it last night while listening to the radio.

    As for an album name, I think she should go with “Overrated.” Maybe she and Michael Jackson could get together and do an album that only two celebrities that have sunk so low and are beyond the point of return can do.

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