Dear Clueless

November 9, 2007 at 9:57 pm 2 comments

From a forward sent to my Dad:

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars and cruise around with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don’t need him anymore! You’re a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States.


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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Mikel  |  November 14, 2007 at 10:00 am

    I wonder if she ever says to her husband “because I want to kick it.”

  • 2. chasingtoddlermom  |  November 14, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    I’m rolling in laughter!!!
    Sad thing is, it sounds exactly like a couple in my mom’s ward. Exactly.


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