Scoop: J-Lo Giving Birth

January 31, 2008 at 2:52 pm 17 comments

We’re beating TMZ to the punch this time, IRF readers.  My coworker’s cousin works at the hospital where J-Lo is giving birth as we speak.

It’s a happy day for dancing, shotgun-marrying, adultering, b-movie actresses everywhere.

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  • 1. JL  |  January 31, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    I’ll watch Enough tonight in her babies’ honor, the movie with such classic lines as:

    “And as sure as he is a coward, he will kick you.”

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  • 2. lowdogg  |  January 31, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    Fascinating scoop.

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  • 3. TRussell  |  January 31, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    I want to kick it!

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  • 4. lemare  |  January 31, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    Are we all thinking of the same story involving kicking Cousin Wes?

    https://inrareform.wordpress.com/2007/11/06/because-i-want-to-kick-it/

    By the way, another melodramatic Enough-sim: “you have a devine animal right to protect your own life and the life of your offspring”

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  • 5. TRussell  |  January 31, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    Indeed we are.

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  • 6. Sportsattitude  |  January 31, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    I continue to be inspired by IRF’s ability to break news and dig deep into the truly relevant events of our time. TMZ is dead to me. Then again, so is J-Lo.

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  • 7. JL  |  January 31, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    When I saw Enough in the theatres, the audience laughed out loud when J-Lo uttered a line not intended to be funny. When giving her physical description to order a body double, she said, “Make her 5″5, 125 pounds.”

    Yeah, right.

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  • 8. critts  |  January 31, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    Wow – IRF is so NOW! Will you be first to post the babies pics too?

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  • 9. Pammy Girl  |  January 31, 2008 at 11:22 pm

    TMZ is too far gone with the Britney in the Cookoo House story to pick up on the J-Lo scoop. Way to go, IRF.

    Sports, J-Lo may be dead to you, but I’m still trying to get over that she actually married Mark Anthony. He always looks like he’s on the verge of death. He’s also kind of smarmy. Do YOUR readers know that behind your sporty facade you’re actually tabloid reading junky?

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  • 10. RPK  |  February 1, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    For the first time, I am actually starting to feel bad for these idiot celebrities whose lives seem to be sinking, right before our eyes. Ms. Spears is about one weekend away from joining Joplin, Hutchins and Morrison with an a’capella version of “spirit in the sky.” Maybe there will be harps. Doubt it, though. I guess there’s no substitute for actually growing up. Heath Ledger, a big fan of the Heroin and the Coke. Nice. It’s like we/they learned nothing from the 70’s. Don’t they know that they will all end up with bad clothes, bad hair, and an all-too-early funeral?

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  • 11. TRussell  |  February 1, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    RPK – good point.
    I’m sure LeMare would agree that if you are going to die, you should at least be well dressed, having just had your hair done.

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  • 12. Kerry  |  February 1, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    OK, IRF – where are these babies? It’s been 24 hours and no news…..

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  • 13. Sportsattitude  |  February 1, 2008 at 9:28 pm

    “Do YOUR readers know that behind your sporty facade you’re actually tabloid reading junky?”

    Pammy…I must admit a dark side is emerging in my writing but I must assure you I do not read any of those supermarket checkout rags…it must be my daily review of the New York Post and NY Daily News that are “turning me.”

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  • 14. JL  |  February 1, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    She must have sent her body double to the hospital as a decoy. The real J-Lo was spotted purchasing swimsuits today

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  • 15. lemare  |  February 2, 2008 at 1:35 am

    Braxton Hicks?

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  • 16. Pammy Girl  |  February 2, 2008 at 2:49 am

    Sports: Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

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  • 17. Jodie Christian  |  May 27, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    Hehe am I honestly the only reply to this incredible article?!?

    Reply

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