Bathroom Hog

March 13, 2008 at 6:00 pm 7 comments

I thought I spent a long time in the bathroom.

I have so many questions.

1) What is so comforting about the bathroom that you can’t leave for two years?

2) Why would the boyfriend bring her meals, enabling her reclusive behavior?

3) Why did her boyfriend not leave her after seeing her eat meals on the toilet with her sweat pants around her knees?

4) Did she have a airplane-like neck pillow for sleeping on said toilet?


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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. TRussell  |  March 13, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    I think in those parts its called a commode.

  • 2. JL  |  March 13, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    What a stellar boyfriend for waiting only two years to alert authorities that something was the matter.

  • 3. cburt  |  March 14, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    This just leaves me with so many completely inappropriate questions…where do I begin?
    Let this be a warning to all bathroom readers!

  • 4. critts  |  March 15, 2008 at 12:52 am

    What about…why did it take TWO YEARS for her boyfriend to call someone about it???

  • 5. Sportsattitude  |  March 15, 2008 at 7:08 am

    My approach is…get in, get out and get on with your life. And yes, another reason why reading material shouldn’t be accessable within such an environment.

  • 6. BW  |  March 18, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    How can anyone in this interview keep a straight face while discussing this. If I were being interviewed, I’d have had a giant smile/smirk on my face and randomly burst into laughter from trying to hold it in. To clear up any confusion, the toilet is not a kitchen, the toilet is not a bedroom, and the toilet is not a playground!

  • 7. JL  |  March 20, 2008 at 11:31 am

    The boyfriend’s been charged in the toilet case for mistreatment of an adult.


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