Want to be a Ben & Jerry Wet-nurse?
This would be the last bowl of Chunky Monkey any of us ever consume. PETA has written a letter to Ben & Jerry encouraging them to start making their ice cream out of HUMAN BREAST MILK as it is cruel to have a dairy of cows.
Yes. So let’s open up a dairy pumping station of wet nurses. First of all, they will, undoubtedly, be union employees, and Ben & Jerry would have to continue to employ them long after their supply dries up. They will probably also have to pay for the breast lift, effectively making each pint of “Everything But The…” roughly $79.99.
And even if you liked ice cream enough to cough up the new and improved price tag, you’d be eating frozen BREAST MILK!!!!