Want to be a Ben & Jerry Wet-nurse?

September 24, 2008 at 11:56 am 6 comments

This would be the last bowl of Chunky Monkey any of us ever consume.  PETA has written a letter to Ben & Jerry encouraging them to start making their ice cream out of HUMAN BREAST MILK as it is cruel to have a dairy of cows.

Yes.  So let’s open up a dairy pumping station of wet nurses. First of all, they will, undoubtedly, be union employees, and Ben & Jerry would have to continue to employ them long after their supply dries up.  They will probably also have to pay for the breast lift, effectively making each pint of “Everything But The…” roughly $79.99.

And even if you liked ice cream enough to cough up the new and improved price tag, you’d be eating frozen BREAST MILK!!!!


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Let There Be No More Doubt In the name of your health…

6 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Jana  |  September 24, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    Wow. WOW! Okay, that’s just funny. Remember the scene in Napoleon Dynamite where he’s tasting milk and says “It tastes like that one got into the onion patch.”? B&Js will also have to seriously monitor the diet of these women. Wow.

  • 2. JL  |  September 24, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    PETA tries to take the fun out of everything: mink stolls, Prime Angus steaks and now this.

  • 3. Randy  |  September 28, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Last time I checked, don’t cows have more/larger equipment? And, politely of course, isn’t a cows daily production just a tad more “prolific” than the average female homo sapien? PETA, and their lame ideas, are just buzz-busters!

  • 4. Sportsattitude  |  September 29, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    This sounds utter-ly ridiculous…

  • 5. Pammy Girl  |  October 9, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    When I first arrived in LA, I found myself walking through a farmer’s market where I was stunned to find a group selling colostrum. I’m not quite sure where they farm this (trolling hospitals looking for new mothers?) or what people do with it (replacement for wine?). All I know is that I needed a bath when I got home.

  • 6. Lowdogg  |  October 9, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    That’s nothing new. Most of the time they are selling bovine colostrum though.

    Yeah. It’s gross.


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