Make it a Harriet Carter Christmas

November 9, 2008 at 11:32 pm 16 comments

With the election over, it’s time to turn our thoughts to Christmas. Harriet Carter, a perennial favorite, offers some new and exciting products for the most discriminating buyer. Perfect gifts for people who already have everything and can take a joke.

snuggie1Is it a fleece? Is it a cape? Is it a cult? The Snuggie offers the rare blended look of Fundamentalist meets Star Wars.

sleeping-petHarriet boasts that these sleeping pets actually “breathe.” For apartments prohibiting pets?

clark-griswoldThis just screams Clark W. Griswold from Christmas Vacation. For the bargain price of $12.98, you can declare to the world that you are a Harriet Carter disciple. To complete the look of complete seasonal cheer, you can also purchase a computer garland.

cat-womanWrap this warm kitty pillow around your neck and feel the aches and tensions of the day disappear.” There is a 70 percent chance that a woman who’d order this for herself hoards cats in her home.

ruffled-dickieNow, while the catalog offers a wide array of dickies, from ruffled to shirt-style, I’m dismayed to discover Harriet doesn’t offer any tapestry blazers. These coats of many colors are the finest fashion statement a grand dame can make.

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  • 1. lemare  |  November 10, 2008 at 2:19 am

    Bravo, JL. It’s been far too long since we’ve had a Harriet Carter post, and I for one am as pleased as Christmas punch at some of her new merchandise!

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  • 2. Massimo  |  November 10, 2008 at 9:46 am

    I knew I had seen the Snuggie before. It was on Dame Judith Anderson in Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.

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  • 3. lowdogg  |  November 10, 2008 at 11:48 am

    Well done JL.

    I actually watched that the other day Massimo, at least the cool parts on my DVR, and you are so right.

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  • 4. Massimo  |  November 10, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    It is a truth universally acknowledged that acclaimed British actors with “Sir” or “Dame” in front of their names must end their careers as immortals in Snuggies:

    Example 1

    Example 2

    Example 3

    Example 4

    Example 5

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  • 5. JL  |  November 10, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Massimo, you’re totally on to something.

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  • 6. TRussell  |  November 10, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    “70% chance of hoarding cats”. Tell me those words just came to you like “Cracklin’ Rosie” came to Neil Diamond.

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  • 7. lemare  |  November 10, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    Massimo, I’m amazed by your Snuggles Sleuth work!

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  • 8. jj  |  November 11, 2008 at 2:39 am

    What’s the difference between a Snuggle and a Slanket? Aren’t the both blankets with sleeves?

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  • 9. pzlee  |  November 11, 2008 at 9:52 am

    I’ve got dibs on the small puppy, bottom row, center. He would make a more than adequate substitute for the dog we have now should he succumb to his advanced years.

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  • 10. JL  |  November 11, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    jj, the Snuggle is Harriet’s response to the Slanket. Think of it as Coke vs. Pepsi. The Snuggle is the superior blanket as it is more robe-like in form. The Slanket, as its name suggests, is more like a fleece blanket. Much more cumbersome to move around with that one…

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  • 11. stephanie  |  November 12, 2008 at 4:48 pm

    THose wrap around cats are a little scary. Yikes!

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  • 12. lemare  |  November 12, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    I can totally see Angela from the office having one!

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  • 13. critts  |  November 16, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    Loving the snuggle!

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  • 14. mw  |  November 18, 2008 at 11:29 am

    Don’t Forget the guys! who could go without the Grille Daddy!

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  • 15. lemare  |  November 18, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    The funniest thing about the Grill Daddy is the “you might also like” items listed below, such as suspenders and a condiment caddy.

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  • […] admit that some of the luster has come off the Shamwow. I should have guessed, seeing as it has yet to appear in one of Harriet Carter’s catalogs. Still, if you have a hankering to buy one, I couldn’t look down on you, knowing how close I […]

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